Society makes me feel like I have to objectify you to feel manly.
Woo, girl! You know I only act like this when people I care about ain’t around!
Oh, hey baby! I talk to women a lot more than I understand them!
Yo what up, little mama? I’m extremely sexually frustrated!
Me? I’m uncomfortable talking to women like actual people! Hahaha!
Yo girl, I just met these guys but I want them to think I’m cool!
I know you are not on your way to talk to me right now, yet I am still giving you all of my attention!
Yo girl, wait up! I don’t even know why I just told you to wait up because I don’t have the confidence to keep talking to you!
Deep down I know you never jumping in this Ford Escape, girl! Hahaha!
This has never, ever worked.
In another social situation, I would never behave like this.
Damn, this is the best part of my day! And I realize how sad that is!
I noticed you’re confident, so I’m cutting you down to feel powerful!
Wait wait, what’s my problem! Why can’t I pick up on these social cues? What is my problem?
I don’t even know why I’m talking. I don’t even know why I keep doing this to women! I’m just a sad man.
Woo! I hate me too, girl!
Hey, I don’t have any sisters, so it doesn’t occur to me how insanely offensive this is.
I don’t know what I’m doing right now. Who am I kissing?
I have no idea what else to say to you, so I’m gonna get louder!
I do this ’cause I’m lonely! Haha! Lonely! Yeah baby, lonely! And bored!
Ain’t nobody love me. Ain’t nobody looking at me! I am so lonely!
