Regina: Hey I’m Regina.
Robin: And I’m Robin.
Regina: Together we are Roommates …
Robin: To the Tombmates.
Regina: Tombmates.
Robin: This is ten ways not to hit on a black woman.
Regina: This is based off our real experiences being hit on by white men.
Robin: Got a lot of weird, awkward stuff in here. We’ve had some strange experiences, so we thought we’d just share with the world.
Regina: We hope you guys laugh and enjoy.
Robin: Boom.
Regina: The guy that is so intimidated that he starts saying racist stuff trying to be funny.
Male: Hey ladies. Been checking you out from across the room for a long minute.
Robin: That’s awkward to say.
Regina: To people.
Male: Yeah. It’s just that I’ve been thinking a lot about slavery lately.
Robin: Okay.
Male: I would’ve never owned you guys.
Regina: Thank you for that.
Male: I was actually scared to come up here at first in case you guys had two big black boyfriends. You know, the gorilla kind? I was like, I’m not going to get shot for talking to you all? I’m going to come hang out with you guys. Yeah. Yeah. It’s just so funny. Fifty years ago, this would not have been allowed. Jim Crow, am I right? Come on, my sisters.
Regina: The guy who says the worst thing ever thinking it’s a compliment.
Male: Damn, you’re beautiful for a black girl.
Regina: What the hell did you just say?
Male: I never thought black women were pretty until I saw you. It’s a compliment.
Regina: No it’s not. White people. God damn.
Male 2: Damn. You’re beautiful for a black girl.
Male: Hey. Hey.
Robin: Don’t be this guy.
Male: Hey. I like rap music, too. I like Drake. Are you listening to Drake? I said are you listening to Drake? Drake. Are you listening to Drake?
Robin: No, I’m not listening to Drake.
Male: Oh, come on, girl. Don’t lie to me. You’re totally listening to Drake.
Robin: I’m not listening to Drake.
Male: The rapper. You listen to Drake?
Robin: I’m not listening to Drake.
Male: I’m going to his concert tonight, and I’ve a couple tickets. Do you want to go?
Robin: Why didn’t you just say so?
Male: Works every time.
Regina: The guy who doesn’t know how to approach you so he lists off every term he can think of to say you’re black.
Male: Hey there, jungle bunny, Amazon queen, chocolate goddess. Nutella booty.
Regina: Nope. You can stop.
Male: I’m just saying you are a beautiful African queen. Hershey Kiss.
Regina: I get. I get it. I’m black. I’m black. Thanks.
Male: That’s right. You are an independent black woman. Strong.
Robin: Yeah. That was great. The movie was fun. The guy who assumes you’re from the hood.
Male: Where do you live?
Robin: Culver City.
Male: Oh. Siri, where is Compton?
Robin: No. I don’t live in Compton.
Male: Compton.
Robin: I don’t live in Compton.
Male: Hey. I don’t live in Compton.
Robin: The guy who introduces himself with dick lies.
Regina: Yeah. We need to leave.
Male: Hey ladies, how’s it going tonight? Look, I know you guys can’t tell right now, but I am part African. Ten to 12 inches, to be exact. My dick is like this big. It’s like a whole arm. That big.
Robin: Okay.
Male: Come on. You want to see this. I know you do. Africa.
Regina: The white guys who think they know what black girls want to talk about.
Male: Damn. We’d make really pretty mixed babies. I’ve always wanted a girl who could braid my hair. Could you braid my hair? Can you give me corn rows? I want to get my hair did. I know you wouldn’t think it, but I love basketball.
Robin: I don’t. I don’t like basketball at all. I hate it.
Male: What?
Robin: Yeah.
Male: But you’re black.
Male 2: Wow. I am way blacker than you.
Robin: The guy who pretends to know something about your ancestry.
Male: Cool. Where are you from?
Robin: I’m from LA.
Male: No, like, where are you from?
Robin: I’m from LA.
Male: No, I mean where are your people from?
Robin: I guess West Africa?
Male: Yeah. I knew it. I was going to say that. Wow. People there, they’re so hungry. That’s why you have such a good body.
Regina: The guy who’s color blind.
Male: It’s us. I didn’t color you in because color doesn’t matter.
Regina: Right. I didn’t even think about it.
Male: Exactly, right? I look at you, and I just think, she’s pretty, not wow, her skin is so brown it would upset my parents.
Robin: This is the guy who—well, you’ll see.
Male: Hey.
Robin: Hey.
Male: I’m Joe.
Robin: Robin.
Male: You run here often?
Robin: Yeah. Every day.
Male: Really? We should run together sometime.
Robin: Definitely yeah.
Male: Yeah. This place has a great pool. I swim in it all the time, too. You should come and…I’m so sorry.
Robin: What?
Male: You probably can’t swim.
Robin: I can swim.
Male: No. It’s okay. I understand if you can’t.
Robin: I can swim.
Male: You’re a great runner. Black people are great runners. I wish I could run like a black person. Where are you going? That ass though.
Regina: Hey. Welcome back. We hope you enjoyed our video.
Robin: Thanks so much for watching.
Regina: We hope it was…
Robin: We’re Roommates to the Tombmates.
Regina: We’re Roommates to Tombmates.
Robin: We’re not good at this.
Regina: We’re not good at this.
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Regina: Girl, stop.
