48 Things Women Are Told Over Their Lifetimes (That Men Just Aren’t)

Speaker 1: Don’t be so bossy.

Speaker 2: Your dad will have to chase the boys away when you’re older.

Speaker 3: You look so pretty.

Speaker 4: He picks on you because he likes you.

Speaker 5: You need to wax your eyebrows.

Speaker 6: Don’t wear that to school, you’re going to distract the boys.

Speaker 7: Oh, you like video games? The boys must love that.

Speaker 8: Don’t be a slut.

Speaker 9: No guy wants to have sex with a virgin.

Speaker 10: How much did you have to drink that night?

Speaker 11: Well, what were you wearing that night?

Speaker 12: Why are you getting so emotional?

Speaker 13: Stop being such an attention whore.

Speaker 14: Don’t be so bitchy.

Speaker 15: Stop being so dramatic.

Speaker 16: It must be that time of the month.

Speaker 17: You would be really pretty if you just made an effort.

Speaker 18: You’d be much prettier if you smiled.

Speaker 19: You’re so exotic. Where are you from?

Speaker 20: Nice rack.

Speaker 21: I was just trying to give you a compliment.

Speaker 22: You don’t want to go out with me? You’re ugly anyway.

Speaker 23: Is that all you’re going to eat?

Speaker 24: You eat a lot for a girl.

Speaker 25: You drink whiskey?

Speaker 26: You like football?

Speaker 27: Your drive is kind of intimidating.

Speaker 28: What war on reproductive rights?

Speaker 29: Can women have it all?

Speaker 30: Are you, like, a feminist?

Speaker 31: Oh, you travel alone? Is that like an Eat, Pray, Love thing?

Speaker 32: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Speaker 33: You don’t want kids? Aren’t you worried you won’t be fulfilled?

Speaker 34: Your biological clock is ticking.

Speaker 35: You’re not taking your husband’s last name?

Speaker 36: You don’t even look like you had a baby.

Speaker 37: Are you planning on working after the baby’s born?

Speaker 38: You’d be so bored at home.

Speaker 39: You’re going to let someone else raise your kids when you go back to work?

Speaker 40: Does your husband mind that you make more money than him?

Speaker 41: Your husband cooks dinner? You really have him well-trained.

Speaker 42: You’re dating a younger man? You’re such a cougar.

Speaker 43: He traded her in for a younger model.

Speaker 44: You should feel grateful you were catcalled.

Speaker 45: Do you feel fulfilled that you were just a stay-at-home mom?

Speaker 46: Isn’t that outfit a little young for you?

Speaker 47: You still wear makeup? How adorable.

Speaker 48: You must have been beautiful when you were younger.