What Would Happen If Men Were Treated Like Women in Hollywood?

Participant 1: Why did you get a guy PA? You know they don’t know how to work lights.

Participant 2: I know, but he seemed cute. I think you should give him a shot.

Participant 3: It says here that you went to Julliard. You’ve been on Broadway. You’re a real pro. Can I see your stomach?

Participant 4: We like it, but maybe bring in a couple of female writers to do some punch-ups.

Participant 5: It’s cute. It’s cute. This is a cute-guy comedy.

Participant 4: Right.

Participant 6: Elvis! Elvis!

Participant 7: Hey, Elvis, where are the kids tonight?

Participant 6: Smile, sweetie.

Participant 8: They’re with the sitter.

Participant 1: No way, you were in film school? Honey, you are way too attractive to be behind the scenes. You should be an actor.

Participant 3: Love what you’re doing, but can you be a little more sexy? Just a little more sexy.

Participant 4: Guy comedy isn’t really selling in Hollywood.

Participant 5: Like, nobody wants to see a movie about five dudes. White dudes. Ah.

Participant 4: No.

Participant 5: I’m not going to see that.

Participant 1: Are those lattes here yet? Hey, sweetie, careful with that light. I know it’s like kind of tricky. Just let me know if you have a problem with it.

Participant 9: You said you were 29.

Participant 10: Yeah. Yeah.

Participant 3: No, no. I mean, we’re having you in later for a dad or “old creep?”

Participant 5: We want to give you a chance. We believe somewhere there’s one guy that’s funny.

Participant 4: It’s just so hard to find.

Participant 6: No need to be such a bitch.

Participant 7: Come on, sweetheart.

Participant 3: We just don’t think that America is going to buy you as a love interest.

Participant 5: This script would be really, really good if the guys were more naked. Like, take your shirts off, you know?

Participant 4: Show a little bit.

Participant 5: Run in slow motion. Like, toss your hair. Use what you got! This is Hollywood!