Speaker 1: So you’re gay?
Kenny: Nope. I’m bi.
Text: Awkward Moments When You’re a Bisexual Guy
Kenny: Jamie, this is my girlfriend, Emily.
Emily: Hi, it’s really nice to meet you.
Jamie: Hi, nice to meet you. Come here. (Pulls Kenny to the side) Why are you going back in the closet?
Kenny: What? I’m not.
Speaker 5: When I came out to my parents, I told them I was “bisexual” too, so I feel you.
Jamie: (Speaking to Emily) So, are you worried that Kenny is actually gay?
Speaker 1: If you had to choose?
Jamie: (Speaking to Emily) It doesn’t bother you that he’s been with men before?
Speaker 1: Why can’t you just pick one? It’s weird.
Jamie: (Speaking to Emily) I couldn’t be with a guy who has been with men. All I’m saying.
Speaker 6: You’re like actually gay, right?
Jamie: (Speaking to Emily and Kenny together) Do you guys go and check out guys together?
Speaker 7: Only girls can be bisexual. When guys are “bisexual,” they’re really just gay.
Kenny: Hey Corey, this is my boyfriend, James.
James: Nice to meet you.
Corey: So you’re gay now? It’s like a thing that you’re doing, huh?
Speaker 6: You’re so greedy. I mean, leave some for the rest of us!
Speaker 10: (Speaking to Corey) Let me get this straight. He’s bi?
Speaker 10: I don’t know if I can trust that.
Speaker 6: Boys? Girls? Who knows!
Speaker 10: I mean, I’d be worried that he’d cheat on me.
Speaker 10: Some floozy from the bar walks in, sees him, he’s not going to do anything about it?
Speaker 11: So you’ve been with both, right? Otherwise, how would you know?
Speaker 10: He’s never going to settle down.
Speaker 12: (Speaking to Kenny and James) Oh my God, I love gay guys. I just want to squeeze you together so hard. (Hugs both of them tightly)
Corey: So you like everything. You’ve got to get a wicked amount of ass dude.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, so what is that Kinsey Scale?
Kenny: There’s a spectrum, and everyone is on it.
Speaker 13: No, no, it’s one or the other. There’s no spectrum.
James: (Looking at a menu) Want to do that one?
Kenny: Yeah (Kisses James as two other people at the bar look on in shock.)
Corey: You can just tag and bag everything: him, her, her, her, him, him. Dude, are you hitting that?
Kenny: Nope. Got a boyfriend.
Kenny: Today’s been the worst day.
Speaker 14: Are you bi, too? I’ve heard people talking to you all day.
Kenny: Oh God, finally someone who understands.
Speaker 14: Yeah, I’m really sorry. They mean well.
Corey: Like how does that work though? Do you schedule it out? Are you like, “Monday, Tuesday, I’m going to go with, like, dudes, and on Fridays and let’s say Thursdays, I’m gonna, like, like chicks.” But then on Wednesday, you rest because that’s a personal day. That’s for you, you know. You take your time. But on the rest of the time, you’re just slaying ass.