(Most of this panel is taken up by the title text. In one corner, a cheerful man with a beard and wearing a backwards baseball cap talks.)
Text: The 32 Types of Anti-Feminist
Man: There’s only one kind of feminist: Ugly chicks! Am I right or am I right?
(A wide-eyed man wearing a plaid shirt waves his hands above his head to make it clear he’s talking about a big deal.)
Text: The Molehill Grower
Man: A feminist on Twitter got her punctuation wrong… Clearly the whole movement has no legitimacy!
(A scholarly looking man with reading glasses, a sweater vest, and a pleasant demeanor raises one hand in a “just explaining things” manner.)
Text: The Economist
Man: Sexism can’t exist because the free market is perfect! So if employers pay women less, women must be worth less!
(A quivering man with huge eyes and a very intense expression holds up a diagram showing a midsection; three arrows on the diagram point to a tiny dot within the midsection.)
Text: The Fetusphile
Man: This is a zygote! It matters infinitely more than its oven does!
(A scruffy-looking man with a grumpy expression stands in a spotlight, speaking into a handheld microphone.)
Text: The Comedian
Man: Feminists only criticize my “edgy” rape jokes because they have no sense of humor!
(A suit-wearing man with carefully styled hair and a devout expression holds a bible to his heart. In the background, a woman clutches her hands together in an “oh please” expression.)
Text: God Told Him So
Man: Feminism tells women to leave their husbands, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians!
Woman: Where do I sign?
(A man with glasses and a sad expression, cartoon sweat droplet flying from his face, is looking at book with the title “Yearbook” and yelling with an anguished expression.)
Text: Not Yet Over High School
Man: Why wouldn’t the hot girls date me? WHHYYY?
(A young, fit-looking guy wearing a sweatshirt shrugs with bewilderment.)
Text: The Douchebro
Man: Find out if she wants sex before I f**k her? How would that even work?
(A man with a long white beard, sunglasses, and a short buzzcut, stand with his arms crossed.)
Text: The Scholar
Man: After extensive perusal of Wikipedia, I fail to see any difference between feminists and Nazis!
(A slightly smug-looking young woman in a striped shirt stands smiling, holding up a big “I don’t hate men!” sign.)
Text: The Good Girl
(A young man with long hair in a ponytail and a short chin-only beard addresses the viewer cheerfully while holding a pen and notepad.)
Text: The Rationalist
Man: My objective logic proves white men objectively deserve everything we have because we’re so super objective!
(A young woman stands, holding a beer and looking a bit annoyed, as a young man holds up a finger to indicate “wait” while reading a book with the title “How To Pick Up Girls.”)
Text: The Pick-Up Artist
Man: It says to “neg” you now.
(A man sits at a computer, waving his fists, cartoon sweat droplets flying, apparently overcome with fury.)
Text: The Gamergater
Man: How dare feminists say some gamers are sexist? @#%*ing whores!
(An older man is yelling, shaking one fist in the air angrily.)
Text: The Comparison Shopper
Man: It’s petty of feminists to even mention first world sexism while Saudi Arabia exists!
Arrow-shaped caption pointing to man: Has written 17 blog posts about men holding doors open.
(A middle-aged man wearing a bathrobe and sunglasses grins while holding a glass of wine.)
Man: When you think about it, it’s natural that teen girls are attracted to middle-aged men. Wanna see my hot tub?
(A young man spreads his hands wide, in an “oh come on!” sort of gesture.)
Text: Won’t Get Fooled Again
Man: If females aren’t liars, then why do they wear makeup?
(A man with stubble and spikey hair, and weird wide eyes, a huge scowling mouth, and fist held balled up at shoulder height, is yelling. He trembles with rage.)
Text: Mr. Buzzword
Man: PC militant misandrist cultural marxist SJW gynocentric authoritarian gender troglodytes!
(A 30ish man with short black hair speaks angrily towards the viewer. In the background, a cheerful young woman stands, arms akimbo.)
Text: Going His Own Way
Man: This 20-year-old doesn’t want to sleep with me, so I’m giving up women forever!
Woman: Promises, promises…
(A young man stands with his back mostly to the viewer, trembling with suppressed emotion. We can see a bit of his face; he has a distressed expression, and is trembling.)
Text: The Open Wound
Man: If you defend feminism, it might kill me! …I demand that you defend feminism!
(A young man, wearing a tank top with a “male symbol” circle and arrow on it, points straight at the viewer and has an accusing expression.)
Text: He’s Rubber, You’re Glue
Man: Feminazis are the real misogynists!
(A nicely-dressed woman with cats eye glasses and a fashionable haircut holds up a finger to make a point.)
Text: The That’s Not Real Rape Lady
Woman: But if she didn’t say “no” a fifth time, then…
(A man with messy hair yells hugely into the air.)
Text: Back Away Slowly
Man: Females have conspired to lower men’s sperm counts!
(A man with a very intense expression and a t-shirt that says “Red Pill” speaks to the viewer.)
Text: Back Away Quickly
Man: Women control the sexual market so I am forced to “go alpha” and “take control” in a way that just barely falls short of rape!
(A smiling man with a dark suit and slicked-back hair speaks, looking relaxed and confident.)
Text: The SpokesMAN
Man: As a man, I know all real men hate feminism! Because that’s how manly men roll!
(We see a door with wooden planks nailed across it to lock it closed. Next to the door a sign has been taped to the wall, which says “keep OUT!” There is a slot in the door; a voice comes out from the slot.)
Text: Wee Bit Paranoid
Voice: THEY’RE COMING FOR OUR PORN!
(A cheerful young man with curly hair sits in front of a laptop computer.)
Text: The Amazing Twitterman!
Man: I will prove this feminist wrong by tweeting an anonymous rape threat!
(A balding man, looking honestly bewildered, holds out a hand in explanation.)
Text: It’s Science!
Man: How can feminists deny that women evolved to love dusting? Clearly they’re anti-science!
(A man, very close up, screams in the viewers face, wide mouth and sweat droplets flying.)
Text: The Swiss Army Knife Of Hate
Man: Feminazis! And race pimps! And moose limbs! And Jews! And…
(A woman, smiling, stands in an enormous pile of money. From off-panel, a hand shoots out, holding papers out to her.)
Text: The Anti-Feminist Feminist
Woman: Speaking as a feminist, feminism is evil! Oh, look, another book contract.
(A young man is talking at a woman in the foreground, waving his hands around his head.)
Text: The Subject Changer
Man: And speaking of whatever it is you’re talking about, male circumcision is worse than Hitler!
(An older, professorial man, holding a pipe, looks down his nose at the viewer.)
Text: The Traditionalist
Man: Women hold jobs now? I despair for the ruin of our once-great society…
(A muscular man speaks, smiling and relaxed and perhaps a bit smug.)
Text: The Anti-Male Anti-Feminist
Man: Men can’t be expected to refrain when women wear short skirts… because all men are beasts!
(An intense man, reading off an incredibly long list he holds up in one hand, glares at another man in the foreground.)
Text: The Cartoon Critic
Intense Man: It’s a list of 406 ways your vomit-worthy travesty of a “cartoon” is dishonest, deceitful, and full of lies!